Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy