pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.