sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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