Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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