Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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