Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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