So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Small penises have feelings too.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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