I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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