'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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