I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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