Buhtt sex?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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