FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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