I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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