You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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