Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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