I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We have started to decorate penises.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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