Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I need a beard to bite.
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