yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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