under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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