How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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