and i looked up. we had an audience...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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