You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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