Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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