i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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