So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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