I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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