dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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