idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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