that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
my sisters under your porch take her home
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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