I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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