And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
