We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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