Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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