We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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