I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's not a walk of shame if you run
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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