OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I didn't notice because vodka
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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