Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
