Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
