just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I came so hard my ears popped.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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