Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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