what if I'm pregnant?
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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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