drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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