I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
