Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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