I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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