its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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