talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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