weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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