You're so nebulous sometimes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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