Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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