What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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