when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
No...this little piggys going to the bar
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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