I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
