doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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