I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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