sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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