This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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