I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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